Can’t decide? Three philosophers will.
Should you? Ask Schopenhauer, Nietzsche and Kant.
Describe a decision you're facing. They read it, react as they go, and each votes yes or no based on what they actually wrote.
These verdicts are generated by AI from what the philosophers wrote.
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AI-generated estimate based on the philosophers' writings.
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Advice from all three
Each philosopher explains the vote in their own voice and quotes their own writing.
Free during the beta, up to 5 times a day.
Questions people ask
What is Kant Decide?
You describe a decision you're stuck on, and Schopenhauer, Nietzsche and Kant each vote YES or NO (or pick one of your options). Their reasons are AI estimates grounded in what each philosopher actually wrote.
Is it free?
Yes, during the beta. Verdicts are free, and the philosophers will explain their votes in their own words up to 5 times a day.
Do you keep what I write?
No. Your dilemma is sent to our AI providers in the US (TypeSafe and Anthropic) to make the verdict. On our side it stays in server memory for at most an hour and is never written to storage or logs. The privacy policy has the details.
Is this counseling or professional advice?
No. These are AI estimates for reflection and fun. They don't replace counseling or medical, legal or financial advice. If you're going through a hard time, findahelpline.com lists free helplines near you.
Which languages does it work in?
English, Korean, Japanese and Chinese (Simplified and Traditional).